INSTANT GRATIFICATION! DRIVING METAPHORS! I'M DRAWING A BLANK! SEX AND PRESENCE! STUMBLING INTO TRANSFORMATION! Learning how we don't want to be from others behavior... SUPER EXTREME TEXT MESSAGES! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?! Identify what we ACTUALLY care about, and then care about it A WHOLE LOT. Anyone got a couple marshmallows I can roast over this dumpster fire?!

TRASH MUSIC! First date questions. Take care of yourself… Rewrite your story. AT LEAST THIS IS MY DUMPSTER FIRE! I think my funny is broken. LINDA! And also… THIS IS WAR. AND WE BETTER WIN. LOVE BETTER WIN. YOU HEAR ME?